The Woman who is ‘Hated’

The new lady on the block, Mrs.Pratibha Patel, who happens to be ‘our’ president, just spent over two crores (the government figure) on a trip to, err, well Latin America, quite an ‘exotic’ place to visit, I say.

The lady, who also happens to previously be the Governor of Rajasthan, is hated, not because she is a woman, but because she isn’t capable enough, though people have commented on her being a woman as the main reason why she is always in a controversy all the time, which is obviously hyped by the TV-watcher friendly media. I was Googling her, and found this, its a err, a funny and an insulting take on her stupidity, and it made me wonder why the government hasn’t taken down that site yet and/or burnt some Cyber cafe computers.

Anyway, so I decided to check out the fact that why people hated her, expect for the fact that she went to Brazil and spent over 2 crores to address only 15 people, and didn’t even bow down before our great ‘tri-coloured’ flag. (See now, the blindfolded patriotic people will hate her too.) And to my surprise I found this on Wikipedia ‘ “Dadiji ke shareer mein Baba aye … Maine unse baat ki (Baba entered Devi’s body and he communicated to me through her),” she said on TV camera.’ WHAT? She expects us to believe a dead man came into a lady’s body and then spoke to her/ the president of India? Aren’t these guys supposed to make the people not believe in such shit?

Me and my dad were actually watching TV, NDTV 24 X 7 yesterday at around 2 a.m, and their poll of the day was something like ‘Are ceremonial visits abroad of a president ,a waste of tax payers money?’ My dad kinda got angry and yelled at the TV screen, “No, but sending her to a visit abroad is definitely a waste of money! WHY DID THEY BRING THIS IDIOTIC WOMAN IN POWER?!” And it all came down to the same ‘how-people-are-hungry-for-votes’ and by bringing a woman in power, (the first woman president of India! Which is quite a lot of power) India thinks they are defiantly sending a message to the developed nations telling them “Ha! We did it, Suck on that-nuclear-powered bitch!” in other words, trying to prove that India is developed, too. But the reality is, as always, not that. They want your votes and they want it as bad as a guy wants sex. >.<

Something tells me Congress might not win the next election, even though they’ll make the ‘common man’ and the ‘poor farmers who happen to be not so poor’ and even the ‘woman who think of them as the greater race’ vote for them.Obviously now, if some Congress supporter reads this, he is gonna say ‘This is just a ‘website’ which is managed by the opposition! But here’s the inside scoop, I don’t support anybody, and no, not even Mayawati. I am voicing my own opinion, because I love this country and also because I can’t vote. Psst, Party-people get me a voter’s license and I will vote for you! :D Email me: youareanidiot@gmail.com

Jai Hindh! :D

PS – Firefox underlines ‘Pratibha’ and gives me a suggestion to change the spelling to ‘Liberation’ or ‘Vibration’ XD XD

PPS – The picture as always was used without permission, which was found at Cartoon World.

9 Responses to “The Woman who is ‘Hated’”

  1. Pratibha Patel Says:

    I, no like your post, it offends me! Sonia! k33l him!

  2. The Drunk Santa Says:

    Dear President,
    I hope you rot in hell, and I pity your husband, Kris :)

    Yeah, Shrai, I can see your ID and your IP, and you’re using an IP cloner XD

  3. Mohit Says:

    LOLiable text
    However the ‘as bad as guys want sex’ thing was slighty sexist XD

  4. [sylenzed.nuke] Says:

    Ahahaha! Pwnage man! PWNAGE! XD

  5. Queen Says:

    ^ I agree with him. Pure pwnage. XD

    And ROFL @ I am voicing my own opinion, because I love this country and also because I can’t vote. Psst, Party-people get me a voter’s license and I will vote for you! :D Email me: youareanidiot@gmail.com.

    XD

  6. The Drunk Santa Says:

    However the ‘as bad as guys want sex’ thing was slighty sexist XD

    I know rey, but it was not meant to be taken seriously, which I know you haven’t, it’s to all those fat-arse MLA’s who can’t pronounce their own spelling :)

    Ahahaha! Pwnage man! PWNAGE! XD
    Thank you, and Happy Birthday, yeah I know a lame platform to wish, but wth, I am on mobile -_______-

    ^ I agree with him. Pure pwnage. XD

    Thank you Queenie XD

  7. Shrai Says:

    PS – Firefox underlines ‘Pratibha’ and gives me a suggestion to change the spelling to ‘Liberation’ or ‘Vibration’ XD XD

    BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH! Firefox XD

  8. Jayesh Says:

    I know right? Like totalli! xD


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